| Top 10 Signs Your Co-Worker Is A Computer Hacker
Top 10 Signs Your Co-Worker Is A Computer Hacker
10. Everyone who ticks him off gets a $26,000 phone bill.
9. He's won the Publisher's Clearing House Sweepstakes'â four years running.
8. When asked for his phone number, he gives it in hexadecimal.
7. Seems strangely calm whenever the office network goes down.
6. 'Somehow' gets HBO on his PC at work.
5. Mumbled, 'Oh, puh-leeeez!' 195 times during the movie 'The Net.'
4. Massive 401k contribution made in half-cent increments.
3. His video dating profile lists 'public-key encryption' among turn-ons.
2. Instead of the 'Welcome' voice on AOL, you overhear, 'Good Morning, Mr. President.'
And the #1 sign your co-worker is a computer hacker'
1. You hear him murmur, 'Let's see you use that AmEx now, Professor "I-Don't-Give-A's-In-Computer-Science!' | 
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