Undocumented Windows Errors

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Undocumented Windows Errors

'¢WinErr: 001 Windows loaded - System in danger
'¢WinErr: 002 No Error - Yet
'¢WinErr: 003 Dynamic linking error - Your mistake is now in every file
'¢WinErr: 004 Erronious error - Nothing is wrong
'¢WinErr: 005 Multitasking attempted - System confused
'¢WinErr: 006 Malicious error - Linux found on drive
'¢WinErr: 007 System price error - Inadeqaute money spent on hardware
'¢WinErr: 008 Broken window - Watch out for glass fragments
'¢WinErr: 009 Horrible bug encountered - God knows what has happened
'¢WinErr: 00A Promotional literature overflow - Mailbox full
'¢WinErr: 00B Inadeqaute disk space - Free at least 500MB
'¢WinErr: 00C Memory hog error - More RAM needed. More! More! More!
'¢WinErr: 00D Window closed - Do not look outside
'¢WinErr: 00E Window open - Do not look inside
'¢WinErr: 00F Unexplained error - Please tell us how this happened
'¢WinErr: 010 Reserved for future mistakes by our developers
'¢WinErr: 013 Unexpected error - Huh?
'¢WinErr: 014 Keyboard locked - Try anything you can think of.
'¢WinErr: 018 Unrecoverable error - System has been destroyed. Buy a new one. Old windows licence is not valid anymore.
'¢WinErr: 019 User error - Not our fault. Is Not! Is Not!
'¢WinErr: 01A Operating system overwritten - Please reinstall all your software. We are terribly sorry.
'¢WinErr: 01B Illegal error - You are not allowed to get this error. Next time you will get a penalty for that
'¢WinErr: 01C Uncertainty error - Uncertainty may be inadeqaute.
'¢WinErr: 01D System crash - We are unable to figure out our own code.
'¢WinErr: 01E Timing error - Please wait. And wait. And wait. And wait.
'¢WinErr: 01F Reserved for future mistakes of our developers
'¢WinErr: 020 Error recording error codes - Remaining errors will be lost.
'¢WinErr: 042 Virus error - A virus has been activated in a dos-box. The virus, however, requires Windows. All tasks will automatically be closed and the virus will be activated again.
'¢WinErr: 079 Mouse not found - A mouse driver has not been installed.
Please click the left mouse button to continue.
'¢WinErr: 103 Error buffer overflow - Too many errors encountered. Next errors will not be displayed or recorded.
'¢WinErr: 678 This will end your Windows session. Do you want to play another game?
'¢WinErr: 683 Time out error - Operator fell asleep while waiting for the system to complete boot procedure
'¢WinErr: 815 Insufficient Memory - Only 50,432,424 bytes available