Can you think of any other jobs that don't suck!?
121 Jobs That Don't Suck Jobprofiles.org
Believe it or not, I was once responsible for picking out the underwear for Britney Spears. Wow, I can not tell you how much I hated that job! Only three months into the job, she ended up firing me. She believed she did not have the need for underwear. I remember her saying in my exit interview Yaall I dont need underwear. I strongly believe she, and the world, regrets firing me. After that horrible work experience I vowed to never have a job that sucked again. So, I spent 121 days locked in my closet thinking about what would be the world's greatest job. Each day I came to a new conclusion. Lucky for you, during my 121 day focus session I took very detailed notes by candle light. So here it is folks, 121 jobs that do not suck...
Obvious Jobs That Dont Suck (Day 1 through 35)
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BeerBrewer What else do I have to say then You get to sample your own product?
2.
Game Tester You get paid to play video games. Ahhh the good life.
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Life Guard Sun, bikinis, and six Packs. Be the next Mitch Buchanan.
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Actor Enjoy the rich and famous lifestyle.
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Failed Actor If you find yourself on the B-List do not worry. You can always do reality TV. Here is to you Ponch.
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Mascot You get to watch all your favorite games right on the playing field!
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Ice Cream Maker Sugar + Milk + Ice = Fun!
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Cartoonist Get paid to draw.
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Surfer- The only downer is getting eaten by shark.
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Food Critic All you have to do is love food.
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Hooters Cook Work with good-looking women and you get to cook food.
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Game Master Also know as a GM. You get to rule to the world in your favorite video game. Here is an example of how uber you could be.
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Airplane Pilot Fly the skies!
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Ski/snowboard instructor Get paid to play in the snow!
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Fishing Guide Love to fish?
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Astronaut Fly me to the moon!
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Glass Blower Shaping molten glass into beautiful water pipes is truly an underrated art form.
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Sky Diver Instructor Just make sure to pack your parachute correctly or this could be a quick career.
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Archaeologist Pass me the whip.
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Teacher You might not receive the biggest paycheck, but you get the chance to shape the minds of the future.
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Photographer Point and shoot.
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Carney Teeth are not required.
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Sportscaster If Joe Namath can do it, you can. Just make sure not to drink too much on your off days!
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Cameraman Nobody sees you, but you get to see all the action up close.
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Model If you like to smoke and can make yourself throw up on demand this job is for you.
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Failed Model - If you fail at modeling then you can marry a Brady!
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Professional Athlete Get paid to play sports. Take your pick: NHL, NBA, NFL, and more!
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Hair Stylist If you do not want to go to college and still want a degree this one might be for you! Make Mom and Dad proud!
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Coffee Barista Love caffeine? One of the perks of this job is that you get it for free.
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Movie Critic Are you addicted to movies? Then embrace that addiction and voice your opinion. Trust me someone will listen.
31.
Racer Car Driver All you have to do is make left turns! How hard could it possibly be? Watch out for the invisible fire!
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Rolls Baker - You may have to wake up early in the morning, but you do it for the carbs.
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Roller Coaster Architect Make sure you double-check your calculations.
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Pro Golfer People carry your bags while you hit a small white ball with a club. How much better could it get?
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Rocket Scientist You could finally be like Wile E. Coyote.
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Stock Broker Be as cool as Kevin Bacon in Quicksilver or Charlie Sheen in Wall Street. You got to love the 80s.
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Lawyer People may not like you, but the paycheck is nice.
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Professional Bowler You get to wear cool shoes and play with balls.
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Makeup Artist You could make people pretty or ugly.
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Missus Oil me up baby!
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Private Investigator Catch spouses cheating.
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Roadie Rock on man!
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Painter Nothing like a freshly painted room.
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Florist Providing the men of the world a chance to make up for what they did wrong.
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Pharmaceutical Representative A professional drug dealer. The pay is great and you get to sample your product.
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Interior Decorator You could be come a glorified furniture mover.
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Fashion Designer Even with bad taste you could make it in this industry.
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Pool Cleaner It is like being a water boy.
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Computer Programmer All you nerds have a chance to become rich and get all the hot women finally.
50.
Nanny A life of servitude, but molding the life of a child is priceless.
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Navy Seal Guns + Guns + Guns = Fun!
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Botanist The perfect job for the ex-hippies out there.
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Underwater Welder The perfect mix of fire and water.
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FBI Agent No, not a female body inspector.
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CIA Agent Work for
.. the man.
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Meteorologist - All you have to do it predict and use percentages.
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News Caster Im Ron Burgundy?
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Yoga Instructor - If you can bend like a pretzel you got this job.
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Crop Duster Flying low level plane in the country. How perfect.
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Butler A life of servitude, but you get a great paycheck.
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Celebrity Agent I heard that Britney Spears was hiring.
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Personal Assistant A life of servitude, but you get to work for the coolest people on earth!
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Secretary If you can land a job in fortune 500 company you cpuld make big dollars answering phones and doing whatever your boss asks *wink* *wink*.
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Body Builder After you put the weights down you could become a governor.
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Sommelier If you love wine this is for you. People will actually pay you because you are a wino.
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Cobbler Everyone needs shoes.
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Poet Anything you write can be poetry.
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Farmer Nothing like taking the tractor out for a sunrise spin.
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High-end Waiter You can spit in your customers food without them knowing and with a bill totaling around $200 for two people you should get around $40.
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Coach You could tell other people to do things that you could never do.
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Inventor You might come up with many ideas that fail, but all you need is one.
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Referee - You get to watch and influence all your favorite games.
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Counselor - If you dont want to work all year long and think you are good with people then counseling would be a great choice. The highest paid counselors work at elementary schools. Think about the hardest situation you might have to deal with: "Johnny stole my ice cream cone" "Now Johnny was that nice?"
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Real Estate Agent If you are good with people and like money, this is for you. Your salary is all commission, but you get anywhere around 2-3% of your sales. With the medium house price around $250,000 you take home $7,500 a pop. Imagine if you worked an area with $1,000,000 homes.
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Chef You get to wear a funny hat and eat great food.
76.
Animal Trainer If you think you can hear what animals are saying then strive for this job.
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Dog Breeder Ahh the miracle of life.
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Plastic Surgeon There are many fields you could go into and you make way to much money. You can even be on TV!
79.
Radio DJ If you are lacking in the looks department, but have a great personality then radio is for you.
80.
Vulcanologist You can be like Pierce Brosnan in Dante's Peak.
81.
Fire Fighter You actually get paid to sleep on the job. When you are not sleeping you get to save lives and play with fire.
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Police Officer The perfect job if you like guns and fast cars. I mean anyone can become a police officer these days.
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Paramedic What is sexier than a paramedic?
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Music Producer Coach, Record, Mix and, Master.
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Cal Trans Worker You get to work for Arnold Schwarzenegger the Governator.
86.
Park Ranger You get to wear a cool hat and work outdoors.
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Marine Biologist Be the next Jacques-Yves Cousteau.
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Casino Dealer Learn all the secrets.
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Captain of a Charter Deep Sea Boat Be the old man in the sea.
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Nurse If someone dies, it is not your fault. Point your finger at the doctor.
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Doctor It may be your fault when someone dies, but you get paid a lot of money to deal with it.
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Flight Attendant Fly around the world. Peanuts anyone? Peanuts
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Personal Trainer Where going to pump you up!
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Department of Natural Resources Be a protector of mother nature.
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Entertainer - Be the next Cedric or work on a cruise ship.
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Racing Crew Team If you can change a tire this job is for you!
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Webmaster High paying and you could work from home.
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Travel Writer Stay at word class resorts for free. Ahh the power of the written language.
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Winemaker You get to taste your product.
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Graphic Designer Replace your paint brushes with a mouse.
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ChaCha Search Guide Find answers for people. Not the highest paying job out there, but you can do it in your underwear.
102.
Travel Agent - Be a vacation expert.
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Vice President of the United States You get all the prestige of being the President without actually having everyone hate you.
104.
Reality TV Producer You can never really make a bad show. I mean people think I Love New York is a great reality show.
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K-Feds Bodyguards You know this white boy wont ever get in a fight. You might have to shield the loser from people throwing his own CDs at him.
106.
Crab Deck Hand Deadly, but fun!
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Counter-Terrorism Risky, but you can be a part of ridding terror from the world. Like President Bush.
108.
Blogger - Make money online.
109.
Garbage Man You may smell when you get home, but you get to drive a cool truck!
110.
My Job I get to sit in my bathrobe, drink my coffee, and think.
111.
Priest - You do not have to worry about the ladies, but watch out for the little boys.
112.
Nun You do not have to worry about finding a man. Jesus is your man.
113.
Civil War Actor - You will always know what side is going to win.
114.
Cattle Rancher - Moooooo... Moooooo... You still could live your childhood fantasy of being a cowboy.
115.
Bouncer You have to love getting paid to beat up people.
116.
Sword Smith The perfect job for the Dungeon and Dragons nerd.
117.
Tattoo Artist - Your artwork is permanent.
118.
Paper Sales You get to work with Dwight, Jim (Big Tuna), and Pam.
119.
Santa Clause No not the real Santa Clause, but the one in your local mall.
120.
Drug Dealer The pay is great and you get to sample your product.
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Porn star What? You know you were all thinking it.
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