| Computer Acronyms
Computer Acronyms
APPLE- Arrogance Produces Profit-Losing Entity
BASIC- Bill's Attempt to Seize Industry Control
CD-ROM- Consumer Device, Rendered Obsolete in Months
COBOL- Completely Obsolete Business Oriented Language
IBM- I Blame Microsoft
ISDN- It Still Does Nothing
MACINTOSH- Most Applications Crash; If Not, The Operating System Hangs
MICROSOFT- Most Intelligent Customers Realize Our Software Only (for)
Fools (&) Teenagers.
PCMCIA- People Can't Memorize Computer Industry Acronyms
PENTIUM- Produces Erroneous Numbers Through Incorrect Understanding of Mathematics
SCSI- System Can't See It
WINDOWS- Will Install Needless Data On Whole System
WWW- World Wide Wait | 
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